Girl's Gotta Eat's Ashley Hesseltine
LadyGang
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4.6 • 11.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Ashley Heseltine crashes the Lady Gang on the day her Prime Video special Here Comes the Bride drops! Keltie's got a Panic! at the Disco song written about her (the whole album, actually), Becca is furious that her husband's deep sea fishing trip counts as a work retreat, and Jac shares a deeply traumatic — and deeply graphic — rectal exam story that involves two enemas, a balloon catheter, and a male nurse who was NOT here for jokes. Plus: the girls debate tipping culture, destination wedding etiquette, whether America has too many states, and why you should break up with your partner at least once before you walk down the aisle.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what is this? |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome to the Lady Gang. |
| 0:04.3 | That's amazing. |
| 0:05.3 | Say that again. |
| 0:06.3 | The Lady Gang. |
| 0:07.3 | Things are about to change around here. |
| 0:09.6 | Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse. |
| 0:13.0 | Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. |
| 0:16.3 | Hello, hello, hello. |
| 0:19.3 | Welcome to the Lady Gang. |
| 0:20.5 | I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Fannick and |
| 0:21.9 | Kelsey Knight, and we brought on a fourth member of the Lady Gang because you know what? She's |
| 0:25.4 | funny as Kelty, who's here? This is very exciting. She sold out 43 shows across 19 cities, |
| 0:31.6 | shot a comedy special and planned a wedding all at the same time. She's the co-host of the |
| 0:36.0 | most legendary podcast in the game with over |
| 0:38.4 | 150 million downloads. And her brand new special, here comes the bride, drops on prime video |
| 0:44.5 | May 1st. It's already out by the time you're listening to this. And we need to talk about that. |
| 0:49.5 | The last time she was in our world, I was having a full meltdown backstage at Lady World in an alligator |
| 0:55.7 | suit in the pouring rain. And somehow, she was the calm one, even though we would not expect that. |
| 1:02.7 | From the exotic peninsula of Delaware to dominating comedy stages everywhere, she's funny, |
| 1:09.1 | she's fearless. She's a girl that's got to eat. And she's |
| 1:12.5 | exactly what we need right now. Please welcome to Lady Gang. It feels weird to have you as a solo artist. |
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