Gingersnap Judgment

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Would you lightly squish a pre-wrapped cookie to ensure it's worth buying? This is exactly what Cynthia wants her husband, Joel to do. But Joel refuses! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week, Ginger Snap Judgment. Joel brings the case against his wife, Cynthia. They often get takeout from a local restaurant.
0:15.0	When Joel picks up their order, Cynthia wants him to go through the cookies at the
0:20.5	counter to choose the very best one. Joel says he can't handle the cashiers
0:27.3	withering gaze as he examines each and every cookie. He's seeking an injunction
0:32.4	forbidding cookie searching.
0:34.8	Cynthia wants the best possible cookie or no cookie at all.
0:39.4	Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and
0:45.0	presents an obscure cultural reference. Hello me Judge John Hodgman.
0:51.5	Welcome to Judge John Hodgman, Hodgman podcast, home of classy drama.
0:57.0	Tonight, me take you back to ancient Rome
1:00.7	for Big Big Play, Me Claudius.
1:04.2	Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.
1:06.5	Joel and Cynthia, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:09.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
1:11.6	and nothing but the truth.
1:13.3	So help you, God or whatever.
1:15.1	I do.
1:16.1	Yes, I do.
1:17.5	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he doesn't even really like cookies.
1:24.0	Yes, I do.
1:27.0	Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.
1:28.0	You know what, cookies I like?
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