Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Suck Giggler. Scary fixture Wi-Fi.

Man if that shit.

We can't be managed.

Higgles. I mean the day just got away from me.

What's up my Garbanzo Bean Giggles?

And if you don't know what a Garbanzo bean is, I feel bad for you.

Did you growing up eat dried Garbanzo beans?

No, that sounds like apocalyptic.

My dad loves them.

They're called Chichy Beans.

Okay, cute?

Yeah, I get them from the Italian importing store.

Okay, Chichy Beans, like, no, they're cuter than me.

No, I want to name my dog, Chichie beans like know they're cuter than me. No I want to name my dog Chichie Bean.

Mr. Bean.

I do, I put it in like Pasafagioli.

I mean, I never put it in.

Right, but someone that prepare it. People who were capable of cooking put it in. Right, but like people who were capable of cooking put it in.

I actually have a food question.

Because now that I'm a coffee drinker,

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