May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Suck

Giggler.

Gary, fixture Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

H. Higgles. I mean the day just got away from me.

What's up guys? We're in Chicago.

It just wasn't expecting. Well, yeah, we're in the windy city. I do have to say whoever does Chicago's PR who was like you know

what people like about a city if it's windy. I've never been like oh I want to go because it's

fucking windy. No Chicago does have funny PR because they're like don't dare come here in the

winter. Don't even think about it. Miss us on the map, but in the summer come and play.

I do feel like Chicago is one of those cities that I go to that I'm like, and this is so rare because I don't want to live anywhere

that I'm like oh if I had to move to Chicago I'd be fine. Oh wow that's huge yeah that's huge

you sat on so many cities you won't even see the city and you go I don't like I don't like the energy

Judge it based on my own mood when I get off of the plane. For sure.

I'm like, I'm feeling good about my office today.

I fucking love Austin, Texas.

You, what did you?

Dallas, you were going nuts over Dallas,

and I was like, you just had a good sandwich. I still tell people that. I'm like no I loved Dallas.

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