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🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up, my galactic gigglers? I said that one already. We said that one already, but whatever. We're out of this world. We should say it again, you know? |
0:24.0 | We're out of this world. You're in LA, which is who knows? Who know? I'm in Arizona, which is where everyone in LA goes to the spot to get their skin care apparently. |
0:33.0 | Interesting. I've never heard that. Someone was like, oh, you're in Arizona. That's where all the housewives go to get facials. |
0:41.0 | I'm like, this is where I go to look at sexy, big, horny cacti. |
0:46.0 | I watched through the LA mall yesterday, because I needed shoes, and it was interesting. I just feel like because living in New York, I couldn't tell you the last time I've been in a mall. |
0:58.0 | I forgot how to navigate one. I was like, wait, I think I need a map. |
1:05.0 | Was there a hot topic? I was by myself, and you know, I don't ever go on adventures by myself. |
1:12.0 | I was getting so nervous. I had to FaceTime my mom three times to see if she liked a pair of shoes. I was like, okay, I'll call you back in five minutes. |
1:22.0 | I had a day by myself in LA, but did you buy anything? |
1:27.0 | I did. I bought a pair of shoes that I needed for. I'm doing an E-new segment, which will air on the 26th, so I needed shoes for my outfit. |
1:36.0 | Okay, so exciting. She's a journalist. That's why I'm wearing a card again today. |
1:41.0 | She's fully looks like she's on CNN about to drop some serious goss. Also, I just have to let you know, if I'm a little off right now, it's because I still, even I'm 32 years old, I have not managed the coffee water morning ratio. |
1:56.0 | You know, like the girl math just doesn't work. I'm like, okay, I drank a little bit of water. Is that enough coffee? |
2:02.0 | And then the coffee tastes good. I chug it. And then I'm like, behind on water. But I feel like if you miss out on water in the beginning, you never catch up. |
2:09.0 | Like any water I drink, I'm still going to be jacked up. |
2:14.0 | I have a crazy irrational fear. Did you see like in the news like, okay, it was really only one girl, but I feel like it happened to two people. |
2:22.0 | In the past month, this girl drank so much water, like so quickly because you so dehydrated that she thought that she ended up drowning, she ended up dying. |
2:32.0 | And so I have, because I will go all day and drink no water. And then it'll hit like 430. And I'll be like, wait, what is this feeling? And it's just thirst. |
2:42.0 | And so I'll chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. And I now have this fear where I'm like, oh my god in my drown. |
2:50.0 | So that's why you have to pour the water into a bowl and just like look at like a cat with your tongue to avoid drowning, do it in public, people love it. |
2:59.0 | I also when I drink too much water, I have to pee like recently. I'm like, before a flight, I'm going to be hydrated. But then the entire flight, I have to pee, pick your poison. |
3:09.0 | So I never, like I never have that like fun, like flight romance, like I've never experienced it. |
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