Okay, this is an emergency press meeting. Press conference. I want to apologize. Yeah, on behalf of the academy, because I manifested something.

What? So last week, I was in Toronto and I couldn't get out of it. I de-plained like four times. It's hurricane season. I guess it's thunderstorms somewhere.

They say we're not going to cancel the flight. Just wait all day in the airport. Yeah, 10 p.m. They cancel it next day. My morning, it was just horrible. And I called does and I go, you know, it's crazy.

I've never missed a show because of weather.

I said that to him on Friday and he laughs and I go, fuck, I just jinxed it. Yeah. Fast forward. We had to reschedule a Chicago show because of scheduling already.

Yeah, and we were like so excited for this like one night or in Chicago, one of our favorite favorite cities.

Because it's gigglers. We didn't understand. You flew to Chicago. Some of you drove. You got babysitters.

And I, all of the DMs that were like, it's okay. Thank you so much for those. I didn't respond to you.

I was trying to get to all of the moms who had hired babysitters, drove in hours. Like we're having a night. I tried to send every single one of them messages apologizing.

I'm gonna go work at the airport because they don't have enough people working there. I woke up. It was thunderstorming.

But I didn't think anything of it. I was like, it's, I literally felt like Miranda Presley. It's drizzling. It's literally drizzling.

I get a text that my flight gets delayed. I'm like, okay, whatever. A second later, I get a text that my flight is canceled.

Yeah. So I start panicking. I call my agent. She's like, just go to the airport and try and get on a flight like from the desk.

Because this is a Gordia. It has every single airline. Like there's no way we can't get on one of them.

And it's not like I'm going to a random small city, like Oklahoma City, which we love, but it doesn't have air conditioning.

Right. I literally said that in my head. It's like, I'm going to fucking all over Chicago. I'm going every half an hour.

And it's like in the middle of the country, people are like, yeah, stopping it. Like it's a big hub.

I love how you pretended you knew where Chicago was for a second. You're like, it's in the middle. Right? It's in the middle.

It is definitely in the top. Yeah. The top is whatever. I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is.

So I, first of all, I just got a glance of myself in the camera and I'm stunning.

It's fashion week. And like you are serving. She's wearing a mu mu top.

I'm borrowing it. Don't get excited. Everyone.

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