Giants

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Samuel of 84A High Street chooses giants as this week’s topic and no doubt he has his reasons. Should you wish to know those reasons the beans are unable to help but you could always spend the rest of your days ringing on the doorbell of every 84A High Street on Earth until you track down Samuel so you can ask the man himself unless he’s given us a false name or a false address or has moved during your quest or is simply out.

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0:00.0	Now it's time to thank our partner for this episode, The Woodland Trust.
0:03.7	Like many of us, they're concerned about the effects of climate change on nature,
0:07.0	so here's what they'd like us all to do.
0:08.9	Go outside and record the three vital signs of spring when we first notice them.
0:13.4	The three vital signs of spring?
0:15.5	Is the first one when badgers start wearing shorts?
0:18.7	No, no, that's year-round, Henry.
0:21.0	Number one is the first time you hear a song thrush singing, which sounds like this.
0:30.7	Oh, beautiful, Mike.
0:32.1	Your ability to impersonate a songthrus is incredible.
0:35.1	Well, I've been taking lessons from Excelsior.
0:37.0	It was a songthrush who lives down the road and charges a pretty penny in pre-smashed snails, but a very good instructor.
0:45.5	Number two, a vital signs of springwise, is the first sighting of frog spawn in a pond or stream.
0:51.3	Keep your eyes peeled for that.
0:52.7	Delicious.
0:53.5	No, Ben. No, no. No, this...
0:56.3	You shouldn't be eating frogs for in any situation, raw or cooked.
1:02.4	Okay. Leave it alone and document it, please, for the Woodland Trust.
1:05.6	So hang on, what is bubble tea?
1:09.6	Number three, the first blackthorn blossom, you see.
1:13.6	You know what?
1:14.5	I don't think I've ever seen blackthorn blossom.
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