Gardening
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Three Bean Salad
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🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
What are the beans really but gardeners of knowledge? For the benefit of all mankind they nurture the seeds of data, strip away the weeds of untruth and, from time to time, obscure everything in a great steaming pile of donkey shit. Thank you then to Matt from Chester-upon-Bremen for choosing the highly apposite topic of gardening for this week’s podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner for this episode, The Woodland Trust. |
| 0:03.7 | Like many of us, they're concerned about the effects of climate change on nature, |
| 0:07.0 | so here's what they'd like us all to do. |
| 0:08.9 | Go outside and record the three vital signs of spring when we first notice them. |
| 0:13.4 | The three vital signs of spring? |
| 0:15.5 | Is the first one when badgers start wearing shorts? |
| 0:18.7 | No, no, that's year-round, Henry. |
| 0:21.0 | Number one is the first time you hear a song thrush singing, which sounds like this. |
| 0:30.7 | Oh, beautiful, Mike. |
| 0:32.1 | Your ability to impersonate a songthrus is incredible. |
| 0:35.1 | Well, I've been taking lessons from Excelsior. |
| 0:37.0 | It was a songthrush who lives down the road and charges a pretty penny in pre-smashed snails, but a very good instructor. |
| 0:45.5 | Number two, a vital signs of springwise, is the first sighting of frog spawn in a pond or stream. |
| 0:51.3 | Keep your eyes peeled for that. |
| 0:52.7 | Delicious. |
| 0:53.5 | No, Ben. No, no. No, this... |
| 0:56.3 | You shouldn't be eating frogs for in any situation, raw or cooked. |
| 1:02.4 | Okay. Leave it alone and document it, please, for the Woodland Trust. |
| 1:05.6 | So hang on, what is bubble tea? |
| 1:09.6 | Number three, the first blackthorn blossom, you see. |
| 1:13.8 | You know what? |
| 1:14.5 | I don't think I've ever seen blackthorn blossom. |
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