I was going to start with some old fun stuff.

Go forward.

Well, I mean, let me get to, I have, like, loosely sports stuff, which I can play for you. So we'll start with that. We'll try, at least. In-season hard knocks with the NFC East. He said it's so bad for the Giants that they're focusing on the new kicker. Ben Sal's. Saul, Sal's, whose number one fan is apparently Jackson Dart. and the great Lee of Schreiber

who still voices and narrates the show

he's one of these voices from God

and... whose number one fan is apparently Jackson Dart, and the Great Lee F. Schreiber, who still voices and narrates the show. He's, you know, one of these voices from God, and he's got to be wondering, like, what the hell are we doing here? It can be a gamble to promote a kicker from the practice squad, but Ben Salz looks like a good bet. This guy's incredible. Hey, this guy, hey, he's the best kicker I ever seen in my life.

This is my favorite guy on the whole team.

Yeah.

He's a killer.

Look at this.

Right down the middle.

Watch.

You know how much comments I have in him?

So this is at practice.

To the point where I'm thinking, like, all right, maybe Darts just playing it up for the cameras,

having some fun with the new kicker or whatever. But you flash forward to Sunday's game against the Raiders. Made all the kicks. Well, all the kicks, and then they had that excessive celebration penalty after the Deonti Banks. But the guy in the Costco sweatsuit. Yeah, right, exactly. Ends up a 48-yard extra point. And let's just say Dard was really fired up about it. kick on its way and it is good. You've drilled it! You're getting drilled it! There's a go! That's him on the sideline with CAF guy. It's like guys... That's how bad it's been there for them. You gotta take the wins when they can... Guys are banging in 60 yards like it's nothing. This guy, it's a 48 yard extra point.

The bar has been lowered from the kicking spot for them.

Yes, it has. Who's a kicker? He's very excited. On the Monday night game against the Pats, he stubbed his foot in the ground. Young way. Young way, they said him back. but he's been witnessing.

So, of course, he's happy.

Yeah.

And then shanking kicks left.

I mean, so this was refreshing for that.

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