Gianmarco Soresi | Hilarious Comedian Riffs on Stand-Up, Broadway & Micro Weens!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

#903. Comedian, actor, theater kid, chaos enthusiast — Gianmarco Soresi joins Kaitlyn for a laugh-out-loud, no-notes-needed episode recorded in New York City.

Gianmarco opens up about starting out as a musical theater kid with Broadway dreams, how singing still sneaks its way into his comedy, his time on movie sets (yes, one involved J.Lo), and why he genuinely enjoys being bullied at SoulCycle.

They riff on reality TV, producers, hecklers, triggering April Fools jokes, long-term relationships, creative highs, embarrassing on-stage moments, and a very questionable TV show idea involving… small weens.

It’s silly, honest, and the kind of conversation that only happens when two people are fully cracking each other up — basically, the perfect episode to throw on when you want to laugh and feel like you’re hanging out with friends. Enjoy 🙂

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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:

(2:30) — SoulCycle bullying, shirt anxiety, and why Gianmarco loves being yelled at.
(19:00) — A joke turns into an unhinged pitch for a show about micro penises.
(31:00) — From musical theater kid to stand-up comic (yes, Broadway was the dream).
(45:20) — “I had a line in Hustlers… and rejected J.Lo.”

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2:00.4	That's the only favorite I'm going to ever ask. Okay? It truly means the world to me. Thank you. Now let's get into it. Hey everybody. Welcome to Off the Vine podcast. What camera am I looking at? There we go. Hi guys. Sorry about that. Welcome to the podcast. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. And today I had a comedian on the podcast who, if you recall, he pranked me for April Fools and got me and we don't even talk about it because I don't want to, I don't want to talk about it. I hate that I got got. Anyways, his name is John Marco Sarasi. He is so funny. I just giggled like the whole podcast and I don't think I looked at my notes once. And it was just the full New York experience. We had people drilling upstairs.
2:35.0	We had sirens going off. And we just kind of got to know him a little bit more. And I think you're going to laugh. I think you're going to giggle for the whole hour. Twitter is your guilty pleasure. Yeah, I don't even feel guilt about it. I feel good. Why are you trying to wean yourself off to threads? No, because it's so, well, it is toxic.
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