Ghost Ship Waffle House, Sardine Concert, Swimming In Complaints
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:19.0 | Hey! |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you so much for joining us on another fun adventure where we hear things about places we'll never go from people we would never want to talk to. |
| 0:29.1 | It's a lot of fun, and we can't wait to get into it. |
| 0:31.4 | My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. |
| 0:35.4 | Thank you so much again for joining us. |
| 0:37.2 | So if you want to find out all about us and you can get merchandise and all that stuff and check out our other shows, crime and sports and small town murder, you can find everything at shut up and give me murder.com. So do that. Come there. Visit us. Come see some live shows. And that said, let's find out more opinions let's do this let's get |
| 0:56.6 | right to the palisades park swim club where we left off here this was in palisades park |
| 1:04.6 | new jersey and people were complaining about massive amounts of geese shit yeah that was the |
| 1:10.7 | main complaint here was a remarkable amount of geese shit. Yeah. That was the main complaint here was a remarkable amount of geese shit and cloudy waters that look more like... |
| 1:17.6 | Gross. |
| 1:17.9 | More like semen than chlorine water. |
| 1:21.2 | So, gross. |
| 1:22.7 | So let's start out with a one-star review from Tangier. |
| 1:26.6 | Okay, Tangier one-star. very dirty and a waste of money. |
| 1:31.2 | I went yesterday. The kitty pool was closed and the other pools have bugs and filth in them. |
| 1:37.5 | Well, there was probably poop in the kitty pool. Yeah, probably poop in there. Geese or human, |
| 1:43.0 | we're not sure. There was poop. But, and filth, your guess is as good as mine. That could be anything. That could be poop. That could be other things. Who knows? Bugs in the water. If the water is supporting life, that's a problem. Shit should die in there. There should have a lot of chemicals. There should be no bugs in there. Especially a public pool. Yeah. When you go underwater in a public pool and come up, your eye should burn. You shouldn't be able to see. You should be blinded from that shit. It should burn. Don't even get me started with the showers that don't work. Dirty and are broken. Uh-huh. So don't get me started, |
| 2:19.6 | but they're dirty and broken in case you were wondering. Why bother even if you, it didn't even |
| 2:25.3 | sound like he went swimming, so why bother showering? You're supposed to shower before anyway, right? |
| 2:30.9 | Yeah. Well, you got in a public pool, I would hope so. So your shit flex don't get all over the place. |
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