Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

Hey! Thank you so much for joining us today on another fun, fun episode of hearing about things we don't want to know about from people we don't care about.

It's amazing, and it's so much fun, and it's really our favorite thing to do.

My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

We appreciate you joining us for more of this insanity this week.

I'm definitely going to get to some fun stuff. We're going to see a couple of landmarks.

We're going to go swimming. We're going to go play some arcade games. We're going to deal with some crooked claw machines this week as

motherfuckers. Sons of bitches in the crooked claw machines. Like there's ever... Like there's ever been a like a straight up claw machine that's... This one's really... It's not scam at all. Have you ever put 50 cents in and pull the bear every time? Never. No, no. You can land it right on it. Those claws aren't strong enough. It opens right up. What the fuck? One thing I have to say, oh, first of all, shut up and give me murder.com is where you get everything. Merchandise, everything from skateboards to coffee cups. You can get there. Tickets for small town murder live shows, all the information you want. I just wanted to address something that I found very funny.

We get a lot of messages.

It's really weird because most of them are positive and all.

The ones that are negative, that's fine.

I don't know anything you want.

We don't care.

But the ones that are real weird are the ones that like, they're like, why do you

take, why do you guys take like the reviewer's

side or why do you guys take the side of like the restaurant when someone's saying this

and they're like they think that we have like a moral horse in this race and we don't give

a shit who's right or we couldn't care less i just want a legitimate and logistical through line and

if it if it doesn't make sense you got to say it tell me a story that's it i'm willing to listen

but yeah we don't we don't care if the the business is right or the reviewers right we're looking

for jokes and comedy we whoever is the funniest thing to make fun of is who we're making fun of. We don't care. There's no morality to this show whatsoever. It's just fun. That's why we love it so much. We have murder shows where we have to like deal with murder and like feelings of families and things like that. This is just, I don't give a shit that the McDonald's in Lancaster, Pennsylvania's bathroom is dirty. I don't care. And I don't know if it is or not, to be honest with you. So I'm just going to make fun of whoever's talking about it. Who gives a shit? It's fun. So that's the point of the show. Let's have some fun. That's all. It's a Monday morning thing. Let's all enjoy. So that said, let's get into this. Here we. Now that you see the intended spirit of the show. Yeah, we just don't care. Unfortunately, it had to be explained, but all right. You know, that happens, but we're just, we're comics and we find shit funny and we just want to, this is just two comics having a good time with each other, making fun of anybody we can.

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