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🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I was cleaning off my porch. Yeah. And I, I, I, uh, I was sweeping. And then I do this, I always do this thing where I start sweeping my porch. I think, God, God, I hate sweeping my porch. Yeah. And I remember, hey, you got that pressure washer. Oh, cool. That's like, that's like sweeping. Now you're sweeping with power, you know, turbo power. So I do that thing I was doing where I should be sweeping, but it's it, I get the power washer, and I just started spraying it off. And then I look at my beautiful Adirondock chairs that I made so many years ago, and I thought, while these things have seen brighter days, I would give them a bit of a spit and polish and get some of this old dust off of there. Oh, guys, my afternoon project is I'm gonna be refinishing some chairs today. Oh no. That decision was made pretty quickly. I was like, wow, this is looking great. Then I was like, wow, it's as a splintered. That I made splinters in this. Oh, you fucked up your chairs. |
| 1:14.5 | No, no, no, no, no, no, Russ. When you know how to work your wood, it's just an opportunity for a craft. For more woodwork, yeah. More woodwork. I mean, they sound clean. They sound like mission accomplished. No bird shit on these for sure. No, no, no. it got worse than that, Griffin, because then once I started |
| 1:12.5 | doing that, then I realized, oh, man, I have to do this everywhere. So now it actually looks |
| 1:18.1 | worse than when I started, because I really lost interest in about halfway through. |
| 1:22.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.1 | Yeah. Realizing that strategy would mess up the game we are talking about today. |
| 1:28.5 | Ghost of Yote minus bird shit, you would not have a fucking clue where to go in this game. |
| 1:34.4 | True. |
| 1:34.7 | Thank you, birds. |
| 1:36.5 | It is the guiding light. |
| 1:39.0 | It is a blight on Japan, all of the bird shit. |
| 1:41.8 | And Justin, you just need to travel over there and work your magic. Work your magic. Please don't. You would be asked to leave the country very, very quickly. The bird shit is very holy. I'm sorry. All of these Tori gates are absolutely lovely. You just missed a submerged right there. Let me just whoopsies. My name is Justin McElroy, and I know the best game of the week. My name is Griffin McRoy and I know the best games of the week. My name is Christopher Thomas Plant. None of the best game of the week. Sorry, Justin, do you have a bug in your house? Just do it quick. It's like the biggest book. Take a picture of it. The world is in my office. I don't know. Okay, hold on. Just like, chill. |
| 2:34.7 | Yeah, I need to say your name. |
| 2:35.7 | Okay. |
| 2:36.0 | My name is Russ Fruska. |
| 2:37.0 | I know the best game of the week. |
| 2:38.4 | Welcome to the greatest and greatest home entertainment. |
| 2:40.7 | Welcome to the best season. |
| 2:41.5 | We're talking about the latest and base. |
| 2:42.1 | I'm not here. |
| 2:42.7 | I have to trust that you're going to be able to do this. |
| 2:44.2 | We're crushing it. |
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