Baby Steps is Video Game Heaven and Hell

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Baby Steps is the latest game from the creators of QWOP, Getting Over It, and Ape Out. This time, these connoisseurs of challenge have created a game about an awkward man who is transported from his parents’ basement to a fantastical mountain. His goal: reach the top. The challenge: learning to walk. Plus, Justin catches us up on the state of emulator handhelds. Like the show? Leave a review!

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0:00.0	I fucked up pretty bad.
0:03.9	You guys remember how I was talking about
0:05.6	there's so many games out, too many games to play
0:08.3	and master and complete.
0:09.7	You were talking about that.
0:11.0	I remember that.
0:11.6	And how I was gonna do,
0:14.0	I was gonna make a multiplicity machine
0:16.1	so that I could clone myself.
0:19.2	Wait, are you the dumb ones?
0:20.5	And I didn't realize? This is the problem, Russ. So I did it, I made it so I could clone myself. Wait, are you the dumb one? And I didn't realize you were to the dumb one this whole time.
0:22.4	So I did it.
0:23.2	I made it so I could platinum all the games.
0:25.4	And I have forgotten which one was the original sort of per the original guy.
0:34.3	I don't even know if I'm him, which is like.
0:36.6	There's actually, there is a trick to this.
0:39.3	Yeah. Because I've actually seen the source techs.
0:41.6	Yeah.
0:42.0	Multiplicity, which is what you study to be an expert in the multiplying of people.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:47.6	You need to look around and kind of look like, is there a sexy one?
0:52.1	Because if it's a sexy one, good.
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