Oh! Wow! Welcome to Confidently to get a podcast, but we're absolutely sure. We don't know everything.

I am your host, Kelsey motherfucking just turned 35. Dara.

That's right.

There's going to be a little bit of a short and sweet little smattering of an episode because it's your girl's birthday.

It's your girl's 35th birthday.

I just turned 35.

I'm not saying, oh, I'm saying, oh my God, yay, I'm so excited.

But like, how am I 35, you guys?

I've been making internet videos since I was like 20.

That's 15 years.

I'm freaking out.

Anyways, also, if you hear the little gremlin on the side, Fred just ran into

Prane.

That's why I was laughing so hard. Fred is our foster dog that we've had. And by we, I mean me, for the last month and change. And he is a little micro bully. And he had a, Fred, did you know you had a video go viral this weekend on the talk app you have like three million views on a video

brother and you know what's so funny it was like just a stupid throwaway video that I was literally

like let me just make this before I go to bed because I feel like I haven't been doing a good

enough job of posting about him of like trying to help him get adopted so he was just in my

office with me the other night and I just like pulled pulled him from the floor and was like, this is Fred.

And he looked so funny, so goofy.

And I think people were just enamored.

Oh, big yawn by your little silly smushed face.

You have a resting, you have the biggest frowny face I've ever seen in my life, Fred. People keep saying you look like an old man in a baby's body. You're like Benjamin Buttoning. You're going backwards. And he has a little bit of zoomies right now. So he's playing bites with my fingies. But yes, if you want to adopt Fred, he is still available for adoption. and you can watch those videos I've been posting to get to know a little bit more about

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