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Hey, everyone, and welcome for this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Cass.

I'm Joel.

I'm Adam.

And today we're talking about getting hit in the nuts.

Boing-y-o-y-o-y-o-y-wing-y-wion. It is, statistically speaking, the funniest place you can hit someone.

It is, yeah.

According to statistics, they've published books about it.

Okay.

I'm getting off-together.

You're very jealous that you have not been able to experience this, I know.

I know. But I want to get off topic really early. I think getting hit in the nuts, very funny. Yeah. I think we should have a new version in because I can't participate in that. That's true. Getting uppercutted in the tit. Punch in the tit. Yeah, but like up. Up. Because I've seen people punch down into a boob and that just feels wrong, but like up, like uppercutting the tit. Like you're doing, yeah, like little sub-punches or whatever? Speedball. Yeah. Speedball. I think that's, I guess I understand the uppercut part because hitting the underboob is a rare part to get hit yeah and it's it'll make a good

slack noise as well yeah i would love and there'll be recoil rather than if you just punch straight or down

i'm imagining yeah there'd be bounce i'm imagining when you hit the speedball you know the like the sound

of leather on wood that it makes yeah but skin on skin instead yeah yeah it's a it's a classic sound really good good. Yeah. Cool. I just wanted to throw that in there. Like, I know we're going to be talking about nuts, but I think we're a, you know, feminist podcast. So I just wanted to say that I thought... Friend of the show, feminism. Well, I'm actually going to refer to you guys for facts in history about getting kicked in the nuts today. Or hit, it doesn't have to be... I think the only time, I don't think I've ever gone nuts. I definitely have accidentally hit people in the penis. Oh, I thought you were talking about times that you'd been hit, not that you'd hit someone. And I was meant to be like, Cass, you've just established. You've never been hitting the nuts.

I don't have no.

Oh, I have, okay. I can contribute box chat to this today if you knew. I'd appreciate it. You have an awesome story about this, and I think this is the one you're about to tell. Oh, far out. I don't know this story. It's a fine story. The listeners will agree with me that it's awesome, and everyone should tweet Cass and be like, great story, Cass.

Yes.

At Cass. It's a fine story. The listeners will agree with me that it's awesome, and everyone should tweet Cass and be like,

Great Story, Cass.

Yes.

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