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Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Jane and Fi are back together after two weeks apart and there's much to discuss! They cover bullsh*t merchants, Coldplay concerts, and toilet paper.
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| 0:00.0 | I mean, not everybody can be as towering the intellectual as us. Well, I tell you what, I'm no tiring intellect. But as I said, I'm sure before, I wouldn't pitch a tent on a British beach. No, that was just silly. It was completely farcical. Hi, I'm Delwyn, colleague at As a Hayes. And there are a few things that are always on my family's shopping list. Luckily, loads of them are now on rollback. That's right, Delwyn. We're rolling back a 900-mill carton of Tropicana orange juice from £3.7 to £2.26. And a 48 pack of Purcell non-bio washing capsules from £10.98 to £8. Now that Now that's good on its value. That's Asda price. |
| 0:39.9 | Selected stores, subject to availability. Tropicana ends 23 July. May exclude Asda Express and small stores. |
| 0:44.7 | See asda.com slash small stores. |
| 0:48.4 | This episode of Offair is sponsored by Gourmet by Purina. It is fair to say that between us, Jane and I have got an army of cats. We've got more cats than producers on this podcast. Yeah, most of them are yours, Fee. Cats, not producers, that is. Shall we count them? I've got Cool Cat, he's the OG. Brian and Barbara, they are related. You've got Dora. That's four. Four cats. |
| 1:11.7 | Thank goodness then for Gourmet by Purina. |
| 1:14.9 | It offers such a wide range of variety and elevated recipes for even the most picky of cats. |
| 1:21.8 | I don't know about your brood, but Dora is a classy lady, a feline foodie, if you will, and she won't just eat anything. Oh no, I'm not |
| 1:30.5 | surprised by that, actually, Jane. She'll be spoilt for choice, though. I could see Dora enjoying |
| 1:34.7 | Pearl. Now, Pearl is mini fillets in a delicious gravy or jelly. And how about nature's creations |
| 1:42.0 | for your big lad, Brian, inspired by nature and expertly cooked? |
| 1:46.7 | He'll definitely take it. |
| 1:47.7 | And here's one that is perfect for our little Princess Barbara. |
| 1:52.0 | And she really is Princess Jane. |
| 1:54.6 | It's called Mont Petit and it's got intense flavours in smaller portions. |
| 1:59.5 | You know what? |
| 2:00.0 | These are all beginning to sound a bit more tempting |
| 2:01.9 | than my pack lunch. |
| 2:03.1 | We're not there yet, darling. |
| 2:04.4 | But they are pretty good. |
| 2:05.5 | For cats, Daily Delight is the endless variety |
| 2:08.4 | of gourmet by Purina. |
| 2:11.3 | This episode is sponsored by Dreams, |
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