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Inside the Closet

Get That Red Sauce

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers. Today we ponder life's real mysteries. What are god's pronouns? Do kids suck? How much is too much coffee. We know the answer to at least one of those things. All that really matters is that we're here, we're queer, and we're still at home. Matteo's getting shredded with Adam, our resident app daddy, and Emma's giving away peeps to her peeps. It's a fun time for us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up? Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. We are so happy to

0:07.0

hang out with you guys. We appreciate your time. We appreciate your energy. In this episode,

0:12.0

we talk about something very important. And that is, what are the definitions of different

0:16.0

queer LGBTQI terms? It's taken us a minute to actually Google it, but we're doing in the

0:23.0

work now and we're just dipping our toe in to learn a little bit more. We also catch

0:26.0

up about going to the gym, diets, and Mateo and I are both going to be on tour just

0:31.0

a little bit. We have dates at the end of the episode. Thank you guys so much.

0:35.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman. And this is Inside the Closet. Inside the Closet.

0:42.0

By the way, my brother texted me. It's my brother Vince listens to the show and he had

0:47.0

some concerns about your eating habits. Oh, do tell me that's so funny. I actually

0:54.0

wanted to the past couple days. I've been, I've been really enjoying different foods.

1:00.0

I've been eating like a red meat again because I went on a date and we had the lamb

1:04.0

and the hamburger. And then last night, the other night, I went to Katz's

1:08.0

deli for the first time in New York. I want to tell you about that. And then, and then

1:12.0

the night before I went to, I went on a date, a date took me to Peter Luger's

1:16.0

steakhouse, which is a very fancy steakhouse. But tell me what's, I'm, yeah,

1:20.0

I've been having a hard time with my nutrition. I've been, I had been, like,

1:25.0

a phone. I don't know what's going on. I think he was just joking about one of the

1:30.0

videos where he was talking about the peanut butter protein powder. That was it.

1:35.0

He goes, the peanut butter protein powder in this, in the celery bag is what got me.

1:40.0

He was laughing. He, he really loves and adores you.

1:45.0

Here's the thing. I really appreciate it. When you said that I wanted to order

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