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Inside the Closet

Hot Dog Water Jail

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Closeteers we are asking you, do you even know about mac & cheese? Think about, then tell us. We go in on the good, the bad, and the liquid gold. Also, if anyone can explain how a woman goes to federal prison because of hot dog water please let us know. We're still lost on that one. It's a real wild week here on Inside the Closet, but at least we have each other (and the chiropractor). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up? Welcome to another

0:03.0

episode of Inside the Closet.

0:05.0

I'm Emma Wilman and I'm about to be joined by

0:08.0

Mateo Lane co-host of the show today.

0:10.0

It's just me and Mateo.

0:12.0

We start out getting caught up.

0:14.0

I haven't talked to Mateo all week.

0:16.0

So we go back and forth with where the other one is at.

0:19.0

Specifically back pain.

0:20.0

Yep. That's right.

0:21.0

We got back problems.

0:23.0

But then we get into macaroni and cheese and have a heated

0:26.0

disagreement because he says some is bad.

0:28.0

That's not a thing.

0:29.0

Once there's milk to cheese in it, it's all good.

0:31.0

Then we talk about a woman.

0:33.0

I know who went to prison because of a discrepancy

0:36.0

and hot dog water and then we get into sexual role playing

0:40.0

of the mommy daughter variety.

0:42.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane.

0:44.0

I'm Emma Wilman and this is Inside the Closet.

0:47.0

Inside the Closet.

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