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Inside the Closet

Comfortable with Fish

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hi Closeteers! This episode of Inside the Closet is all about learning. We found out what a food mummy is, understand windsurfing, and decide once and for all that SCUBA diving is complete and utter bullshit. We don't like SCUBA diving, we don't like people who go SCUBA diving, and we don't think that scene from Along Came Polly is even that funny. Deal with it, you deep sea nerds. Enjoy the episode, please rate and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's episode of Inside the Closet, M&I discuss our hatred-slash-love but mainly hatred

0:06.6

for the ocean and all things involved in the ocean.

0:09.6

We also talk to my cousins about how I can't swim, and we talk about burritos at one

0:14.5

point.

0:15.5

So it's a very interesting episode, very fun, enjoy!

0:19.7

Hey, this is Mateo Lane.

0:21.7

I'm Emma Wilman.

0:22.7

And this is Inside the Closet.

0:24.7

Inside the Closet.

0:26.7

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet!

0:32.7

Welcome back!

0:35.7

How are you Mateo?

0:40.7

So on our Patreon, I talked about Tyler and Emma that I ordered a new TV, I got a PS5

0:51.3

and I got a new TV stand, entertainment things, and the TV stand, I don't know what to

0:58.8

call it, it's like you put your books in it and the TV, it just said it's an entertainment

1:04.2

center, that's what they call them.

1:06.1

That's what I said, and then Nick was like, I don't think they're called entertainment

1:09.8

centers.

1:11.0

And I was like, no, I swear to God, they are, I swear to God, entertainment center, whatever.

1:17.0

I thought I agree, I think it's called that.

1:19.7

So I ordered it, it's huge.

1:23.2

And then Saturday morning, I get a text, like FedEx is like, it's been delivered.

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