Good morning, Sodomites. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about

sex. And boy, has it been a crazy day. I do not want to talk about politics, not in an

ignorant way. I just, I want this, this podcast to be an escape. But it has been a long day here in the United States of America.

All I'll say is this.

This morning, I posted a picture of my butt on Instagram, and by 1 p.m., a group of people had stormed the capital.

So in some sort of butterfly effect way, my butt maybe almost led to the

end of democracy. I shuddered to think what it would have happened if I posted hole or pole.

We might have burnt in the country to the ground.

But seriously, that aside, that aside, oh my God, the end of democracy aside,

the United States of America is so exhausting.

I'm so embarrassed.

That aside, I hope everyone's having a good day.

My guest on this episode, it's so funny, she's such a treat, but she very much sidesteps almost all of my questions about sex.

It's still a great interview, but yeah, she like, she dodges the sex questions masterfully.

So I thought for a little bit about sad to me.

I'd lay on some filthy sex escapades on you, or at least moments in time that I've referred to as some of the best sex.

And I will say now I'm not proud.

I don't think of any of these, but they happened.

So here we go.

First one that's been burned into my memory.

I was like probably 19.

And this was in college at Indiana University.

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