Good morning, Sodomites. It's me, your host, Zach Noi Towers, and this is a podcast about

sex. Also, if you're listening to this episode the day it came out or after, happy fucking

new year. I know it's so ignorant to think that we left our problems back in 2020, but I just feel like it's nice to have

the cold, icy grip of that year off my fucking throat.

A lot of curse words already this early in the episode.

But yeah, I also am a firm believer that it's just like having Christmas and New Year's like

one week apart, it's just too much. It's it's it's over stimulation. It's just like when someone

wants to have sex two times right in a row, it's like, dude, no, I'm still like sore from getting

raw dog by Santa Claus. Give me a minute. So, I'm still like sore from getting raw dog by Santa Claus.

Give me a minute.

So if I'm ever in charge of things, I will definitely be adding a week between New Year's

Day and Christmas Day.

Maybe we'll get rid of daylight savings time and just make the time up there.

A little bit about saddomy. Oh,

okay. So I have been for a few years now reading these books by Jen Sincereo. They're called

You Are a Badass. You are a Badass and You Are a Badass at Making Money. If you're into

self-help-y, self-motivation stuff, they are the shit.

I also have them on audio. I like listen to them while I'm on a hike. Uh, so LA,

I can't stand myself. Uh, but I have a, I have a, you are a badass daily calendar,

like one of those little calendars that you rip off the day. And over the past year,

I've been saving my favorite ones. So if this isn't too cliche, I thought I'd read you my

top seven daily messages. So this first one is if you made the decision that you were going

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