There's a funny thing happening in comedy.

It's all about raping kids now.

And I know how we got here.

It's fun to...

Oh, that was weird.

It's fun to pretend that these comedians are pedophiles.

But I know why they make so many pedophile jokes and it's pretty simple.

It's because they ruled out all other jokes.

They became politically correct, pacified, cock, wimp, liberal pussies.

And so that means no racial stuff.

We would like to make fun of Christians, but it's bad for business and we'd have to make

fun of Jews too and we can't do that.

So I don't want to say anything about Jews, so let's just rule out Christians entirely.

We can make fun of rednecks a little bit, but if it's on something like SNL and you

make fun of white people all the time and rednecks and southerners, you lose a lot of money.

So although we're New Yorkers and we hate the South, let's abstain from that.

So you can't make fun of everyone's South of the Mason Dixon line, which by the way,

my personal politics with comedy is no rules whatsoever.

Yes pedophile jokes, yes racist jokes, yes anti-Semitic jokes, yes anti-Muslim jokes.

And the beauty of that mentality is it's egalitarian.

It's like Jim Goodeau says, I'm not racist, I hate all races equally.

I think hate is a very healthy thing as long as you let it thrive and what the left is done

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