Here are 10 tips for young men.

I'm basing this on Charles Murray's incredible book, the Carmudgeons Guide to Getting Ahead,

which should just be the government. She just print them out like Bibles and give them to every man who graduates high school.

Actually, every man turns 18. Fuck school. Fuck school. Fuck school. Fuck my school.

Number one,

don't eat in a group of more than four. Like go out to eat. If you have a super bowl party, you can have a bunch of people over it.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the bill. I cannot tell you how many times I've sat down with the group of six who think

that they're they become Bernie bros all of a sudden and they think the government's gonna pay for everything.

And the next thing you know, they're ordering fucking wings and they're ordering margaritas and then the bill comes in its 320 bucks.

And then everyone pitches in and everyone ends up with

You know

inevitably the bill when you count all the money that everyone put in you're 120 bucks short. It's the same with karaoke.

karaoke's much trickier when you rent a room because people go I didn't even sing a fucking song. Why would I pay?

Because you're part of the group. Here's now this is when we get into the weeds like people in AA

They don't think they should have to pay and I understand my makers marks are 12 bucks each. I added a lot to the bill

But civilized people just split the bill and people who don't drink take the makers hit

If you don't like it, don't eat in a group and as I started out this podcast don't eat in a group

Even as adults even as 48 year olds. I mean I we have friends now like couple friends and our kids are friends

So now we're up to

nine people and

I'll take the bill sometimes and it'll be

$420 and I'll go tabernac de callus

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