Everything you're told about vice is a lie.

And I'm not talking about the colorful stories the co-founders tell.

I'm talking about the reporting and the reason I bring this up is to talk about how terrible

journalism is.

Every time they write about something you know, I've said this many times, your hometown,

your favorite band, you go, that's not true.

No, no, that was the year before.

No, that's false.

And then your first takeaway is boy, they sure are bad at reporting on this thing that I

know about.

But then you take a step back and you go, wait a minute, it's all bullshit.

And then you start reading other stuff about other people and you go, yeah, I doubt it.

Then the right does this.

Like Ilhan Omar, she said Obama's just a pretty face that got lucky.

Obama pretty face.

And I looked up the quote and she never said that.

It's two separate things they're conflating.

Now I'm a new fan of Ilhan Omar at all.

I think that she is an affirmative action hire who was hired because she's Muslim.

And when you affirmative action hire someone like that, their job is to affirmative action

stuff.

If I was hired, if the Scottish national Scottish community pushed for me to get a job

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