Get Off My Lawn #55 | Everyone's almost died right?

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

It’s back to adolescence for today’s podcast where I go over all the times I almost died in the 80s. It’s the same for everyone right? Didn’t we all almost drown that one time or we were standing too close to the edge of a building before a perceptive friend grabbed us and pulled us back to safety. I guess the ones who did fall off aren’t hear to read this. Being a teenager is real and it’s fun but it’s not real fun to constantly be kicking the grim reaper in the nuts and asking, “So, what are you going to do about it, wimp?” Thank God we all made it.

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0:00.0	Everyone's almost died, right?
0:03.2	You know you've had that time when uh
0:06.4	You almost drowned or something
0:09.4	Or you're God I think of being a teenager and there were so many times that we were you know on some ledge
0:15.8	On the top of a building going woo
0:17.8	And then you realize you were falling in some guy named Andy grabbed you and you guys both went
0:22.6	Whoa, but it was never like oh my god. I almost died
0:27.8	Thanks Andy it was always like
0:33.0	You almost died
0:35.5	That's not the proper reaction almost dying when we get your chemo and we remove your left breast and the doctor
0:44.0	says oh
0:46.0	The cancer is gone
0:48.0	For now you don't the doctor doesn't go
0:50.4	Oh
0:53.2	You're lucky I cut your tin off you almost died dude
0:58.8	You had stage four, but it was all in your tit
1:05.0	You're lucky I got that scalpel out of the 11th hour lady
1:11.0	That would be really funny if there was a doctor who was like that
1:14.3	I've heard of guys in the military like that that are so dumb and
1:18.9	Remember when I say dumb I'm not a
1:22.0	smart snob I'm dumb
1:24.0	about most of
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