Rosanne is canceled and Tommy's in jail.

This one might get a little political dudes.

I like to keep this podcast funny and family-ish,

not family-oriented because there's lots of swearing and sex and stuff,

but like pro-family.

I think I'll do one on how...

I have to be very careful saying this.

My son is dying, but he's not dying.

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

But the concept of your kid is dying.

This is what the podcast is going to be about,

and then I'll get to what it's going to be.

I'm kind of obsessed with this thing with my son, who's five.

His personality's going away because he's growing up.

So the little dude that's sitting there,

that funny little five-year-old who says things like,

hey, Dad, what if you're walking on this banister upside down on your hands?

So you're doing a handstand walking along this banister,

and then you jump from the banister to this car,

and then you jump back off the car onto the banister,

but you hit so hard your arm fell off.

That's a question he asked me the other day.

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