We live in an era of performative politics, we'll explain what that means this hour

is pretty interesting. It explains a lot of things actually. Talked earlier about a

doula that's a midwifey person, is there a distinction I don't know between a

doula and a midwifey? We have a doula both times. What's the doula? Anyway it's

somebody who assist with birth who's not a doctor or a nurse but is

experienced in helping birth children. She hangs around so you don't have to

every minute as a husband. You need to go to the bathroom or something like that. Oh that's

handy. She was hounded out of her gig with a doula's association for claiming

that only women give birth which is transphobic and transgrasping. That was

well-gas transgressive trans something or other and in that world I was

gonna try to pass this off as real on you and then hit you with the surprise.

I'm not going to because I think we can make the point more effectively by

telling you in advance this is parody but it's impossible to tell that it's

parody because people who are sincere about ridiculous stuff like the doula

thing are every bit as ridiculous as the parody which makes it more

difficult to write parody but ask yourself one simple question why is daylight

saving time not observed in most countries near the equator? Anyone with a

modicum of social awareness will feel a keen sense of discomfort when

contemplating the answer to the question posted above. We're here to explain.

America's most infamous original patriarch first made the case for daylight

saving time when he said early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy

wealthy and wise. Perhaps we should have asked the Ben Franklin household six

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