Maybe I like to take the edge off at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine, a few shots of tequila, and a fistful of muscle relaxers.

But so what?

Every morning at 6 a.m., I pick myself up off that floor.

Still, some of my kids riddling.

And start the day of new.

On this episode of the commercial break.

No one's life is that perfect.

No scene is always that pretty.

No relationship is that perfect. No, even when you have an airplane,

private airplane, your life still sucks in some way, shape, or form. Money doesn't solve all

problems. Vacations don't solve all problems. And no one, and I mean no one, Mormon moms,

cooks fucking chocolate cake in a goddamn $3,000 dress.

Fuck you.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the CEO of TCB. My wife, Astrid, Best to you, Astrid. Hello, hello. Best to you, Astrid. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. 800 episodes of this show, and you still don't know to say best to you you're fired

I do notice but and not actually I was thinking about this uh oh this is kind of like Chris's

signature um well yours and Chris's signature you know welcome to the show true so as I was getting

ready I was like well no I don't think I should you know I don, you know, I don't want to like... You don't want to say best to you? I mean, I do. Yes and no. Yes and no. No, there's no yes and no about it. Our fans say best to you when they text in. I tell best to you to everyone I talk to. Yes. On email and on text messages or Instagram.

But what I mean is, since Chrissy's not here today, like I don't want it to sound like I'm just copying what Chrissy says.

Fair enough.

Fair enough.

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