The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.

On this episode of the commercial break.

The pipe is only so big, and if it gets a lot of stuff stuck in there, it's going to back up.

So I thought, well, yeah, it's probably the meat day.

Probably the meat.

So now we're on our way to Chuckie fucking cheese for one of my kids' birthdays.

And now I got a full-blown emergency under my sink.

I got a bunch of meat stuck in my pea trap.

And if you know what a pee trap is, look it up.

I'm not going to explain it here.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

You're probably smoking. Ah, yeah, Gatsy Gittins. Welcome back to the commercial break again. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Kristen Joy, holy best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. You don't know it, but that's the seven time I've said that to you in the last couple of minutes. Best to you, Brian. Best to you, best to you. Best to you. No, no, no, no, no. Best to you. How we doing? We okay? Everyone recording? All right. Christina and everybody else learning the ropes here in the brand new studio. We're still learning. Yeah, we're still learning. We went without a studio TV for like four days. And then Brian decided this morning at 6 o'clock in the morning that we probably needed to see someone we're going to talk to later on today. Yeah. So I rushed to Best Buy, asked for a very specific television. That guy was like, you know what you want. Then tried to sell me on another television. And I was like, dude, I've been through it. Just, can you please get me the TV? I don't have, I don't have long. People are dialing in from the UK. Anyway,

check out, speaking of the UK, check out Russell Howard, our guest this week. A very lovely,

talented, popular comedian in the UK making his way to the United States

for another round of tour dates on the West Coast. All the information is in the show notes

from Tuesday's episodes. We sure do hope you go watch it. I am currently watching my new favorite

obsession, The Fish Tank Viewer. It's called The Fish Tank. It's a house somewhere in the United States of America

where they give people free room and board. And the catch is they are being videotaped 24 hours a day,

I think, except for the bathrooms. I don't know because I didn't actually pay you to watch the site,

but I keep on watching their Instagram. There's very few people that are onto this right now, but it is literally a fish tank, and you are viewing crazy people living together in a crazy situation. Isn't that Big Brother? It is Big Brother, only this is real crazy people. Okay. Like the Big Brothers now, I think, all celebrity crazy people and who fucking cares. They know they're being watched. The difference is they know they're being filmed because there's cameras in the house. They don't know it's live. They know they're being filmed. They don't know it's live. So I don't know how they don't know it's live, but they don't know it's live. So at least that's the catch that they say. So if you want a very interesting Instagram account to follow. What have you seen? I've seen people

getting in fights. I've seen women throwing food at men. I've seen women doing weird things to themselves,

not sexual things, but weird things to themselves while apparently nobody else is what. I mean,

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