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German Town Votes To ‘Snap The Necks’ of ALL Pigeons | 6.14.24

Hard Factor

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.54.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Episode 1482, Limburg an der Lahn, in the western German state of Hesse, has just voted to exterminate its 700-strong pigeon population.

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0:00.0

What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage.

0:03.2

And this is our factor.

0:05.1

And there is no one that does it better.

0:08.4

Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better.

0:10.9

I'm repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.

0:14.0

Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.

0:17.0

I'm not a racist.

0:18.0

And I'm always doing.

0:20.0

Oh yeah! Good morning!

0:41.0

And welcome to another episode, a Heart Factor episode,

0:45.0

1483 to be exact.

0:48.0

It is Friday, June 14, 2024.

0:54.0

And the Russians are invading Florida.

0:57.0

Apparently, they're off the Costa Cooper.

1:00.0

So I'm here, I'm hearing that's a full on invasion. We're going to get nuked. Hold on to your butts. Yeah, hopefully you can hear this episode if you're not dead and we're probably all dead. Yeah.

1:14.0

Right mind it. Yeah. Remind it? Wouldn't mind being dead?

1:15.0

I don't know if you're in the case.

1:18.0

I don't know if you're in the blast radius.

1:20.0

What's their target?

1:21.0

Why are they off? I guess they're doing a Caribbean

1:24.8

coast, but there's a nuclear. A nuclear. Would that just be my luck. Sub? Yeah, get

1:30.9

down there, Pat. I saw a lot of memes of like being like Floridians at right now and it showed like looking down the sights of a gun pointed out a submarine and the people were like don't shoot at the nuclear submarine Floridians.

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