German Town Votes To ‘Snap The Necks’ of ALL Pigeons | 6.14.24

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Episode 1482, Limburg an der Lahn, in the western German state of Hesse, has just voted to exterminate its 700-strong pigeon population. Brought to you by: CookUnity - Experience chef-quality meals by going to ⁠https://cookunity.com/hardfactor⁠ or using code ‘hardfactor’ at checkout to get 50% off your first week! (00:00:00 - 00:01:58) The Russians are invading Florida (00:01:59 - 00:03:19) We’re off for Father’s day and Juneteenth on Monday June 17th! Free Patreon show coming your way 💪 (00:03:20 - 00:05:32) Texas-based Whataburger sues North Carolina’s What-A-Burger #13 for trademark infringement (00:05:33 - 00:07:09) Groovy sauce for Wes’ tot (00:07:10 - 00:07:55) The agenda for today’s show (00:07:56 - 00:13:06) Tesla shareholders re-approve Elon Musk’s record-breaking pay package worth $56 billion that a Delaware judge struck down (00:13:07 - 00:14:35) Supreme Court unanimously strikes down legal challenge to abortion pill mifepristone, as Southern Baptists vote to oppose use of I.V.F. (00:14:36 - 00:16:26) Former Mississippi police officer sentenced for making an arrestee lick urine off the holding cell floor (00:16:27 - 00:17:00) Honorable Mentions (00:19:01 - 00:25:13) Photographer disqualified from AI image contest after winning the top prize with real photo (00:25:04 - 00:25:44) BREAKING NEWS (00:25:45 - 00:35:05) German town votes to have all pigeons killed by method of ‘snapping their necks’, outraging animal rights’ activists (00:35:06 - 00:35:55) HAGFD and Father’s Day weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.2	And this is our factor.
0:05.1	And there is no one that does it better.
0:08.4	Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better.
0:10.9	I'm repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning!
0:41.0	And welcome to another episode, a Heart Factor episode,
0:45.0	1483 to be exact.
0:48.0	It is Friday, June 14, 2024.
0:54.0	And the Russians are invading Florida.
0:57.0	Apparently, they're off the Costa Cooper.
1:00.0	So I'm here, I'm hearing that's a full on invasion. We're going to get nuked. Hold on to your butts. Yeah, hopefully you can hear this episode if you're not dead and we're probably all dead. Yeah.
1:14.0	Right mind it. Yeah. Remind it? Wouldn't mind being dead?
1:15.0	I don't know if you're in the case.
1:18.0	I don't know if you're in the blast radius.
1:20.0	What's their target?
1:21.0	Why are they off? I guess they're doing a Caribbean
1:24.8	coast, but there's a nuclear. A nuclear. Would that just be my luck. Sub? Yeah, get
1:30.9	down there, Pat. I saw a lot of memes of like being like Floridians at right now and it showed like looking down the sights of a gun pointed out a submarine and the people were like don't shoot at the nuclear submarine Floridians.
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