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The Useless Hotline

George Tells Us How He Really Felt...

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8701 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.4

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0:13.2

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0:18.1

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0:22.9

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0:28.6

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0:43.1

Making our network better for everyone.

0:47.1

All part of our biggest network upgrade in 150 years.

0:52.9

Search Thames Water's biggest upgrade.

1:02.4

This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service, who let you

1:06.7

call the shots when switching bank accounts.

1:09.5

Right, let's be honest, switching bank accounts is one of those adulting things. You just put off for so long. Oh, 100%. It's right up there with reading terms and conditions and sorting out your bills. It all just sounds long. But, turns out, it's actually pretty simple if you use the current account switch service. You just sit there, pick your new bank, choose your switch date and boom. They sort the rest. We're talking money moved, bills sorted,

1:32.9

your direct debits all come with you, even your overdraft if your new bank agrees. No faffing around

1:38.7

and no chaos. The current account switch service handle it all. You're completely in control,

1:43.4

but they do the legwork. The current account switch services the it all. You're completely in control, but they do the legwork.

1:44.8

The current account switch service is the UK's free, trusted, independent service,

1:49.2

which makes switching bank accounts simple, secure and guaranteed.

1:54.2

More than 11 million people have switched successfully using the current account switch service.

2:00.5

And that, my friends, is how you level up your finances with zero stress.

2:05.4

The current account switch service, do the work. You call the shots.

2:10.4

This podcast is sponsored by HM Revenue and Customs.

2:13.9

So guys, do you have a side hustle?

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