George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8 • 701 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by HM Revenue and Customs.
0:03.6	So guys, do you have a side hustle?
0:06.3	I mean, I guess we're hustling making this podcast, aren't we?
0:09.2	True, but there's all sorts of stuff that counts as a side hustle.
0:13.6	Like...
0:14.1	Selling custom crochet hats for cats.
0:16.3	Yep, side hustle.
0:17.8	Delivering food with the speed of a caffeinated squirrel.
0:20.7	Definitely a side hustle. Walking dogs that somehow have more followers than you. You've got it, George. But here's the thing. If you made over £1,000 from your side hustle in the last year, on top of your main job, you need to tell HMRC. Yeah, see, we don't want any surprise tax bills sneaking up on us. I know I don't. Yeah, me neither. That is true. So, where do hustlers like us go to get the lowdown? Easy. Just search tax help for hustles for a handy little guide so that you can learn more about where to go and check if you need to pay tax. Perfect. So remember, made more than
0:55.6	£1,000 from your side hustle, you need to tell HMRC. Hello, I'm Max Belegde and I'm George
1:02.2	Clark and welcome to the useless hotline. TikTok wasn't working out for us. We decided to
1:05.9	top of our own little business. Yes, we did. And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how we're disgusting or embarrassing, they are. But it won't always just be us, because some weeks will be joined by a special guest. Oh my freaking God, it's the first one in the world that we actually are joined by, I guess. Max isn't here, but Alexis freaking war is.
1:29.3	Yeah.
1:32.0	That probably made no sense to you because loosely Max does the other parts to that.
1:36.8	You did that seamlessly.
1:39.1	Thank you.
1:39.5	Did you notice that I changed my voice there?
1:41.9	I did.
1:42.5	Is that how Max sounds to you?
1:44.5	I thought you just, British, just merged into one big sort of ball of accent.
1:50.4	I love it.
1:52.0	Thank you.
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