Hey, everyone, welcome to Thomas and the Bible, where I take on the entire Bible in a year,

and it is really starting to get fun.

I got to say, this, actually, I'm a little worried because this next bit of the Bible

pretty much makes fun of itself.

I could almost just read it and just

hearing it. You can't help but just laugh at it. It's horrible. It's funny. It's awful. It's

disgusting. It's everything. These next four chapters are going to be a real, real magical ride.

So, but yeah, I am actually really enjoying this project, which is probably while I'm doing it,

wow, which is probably why I'm doing it with no real regard to the fact that nobody's listening to me right now, but I'm enjoying it so much.

I don't care.

It's a good.

I'm learning a lot.

I'm learning really even more than I thought how ridiculous it is.

I mean, we still got a lot to go, and we're still in the Old Testament Genesis, which

is pretty obviously stupid.

But anyway, all righty, chapter 17.

There's, this is going to be fun.

And when Abram was 90 years old and nine, the Lord appeared to Abram and said unto him,

I am the almighty God, walk before me and be thou perfect.

And I will make my covenant between me and thee and I will multiply thee exceedingly. And Abram fell on his face and God talked with him.

So I like that. I think what happened there was Abraham fell on his face and then he got up and looked around he did that thing

where he's like okay am i safe did anybody see me did anybody see me just do that and right when he thinks

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