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But in the spirit of giving and the expensive cost of gas, we decided let's approach random people at gas stations.

And usually when someone approaches you randomly at a gas station, it's for a very bad reason. They need something. They want money. They say, hey. Or they want to sell you something because I think one of the last times you got scammed, you were at a gas station. In fact, I would say the time I bought car wash in a can was at a gas station. That was a scam. The second time you bought car wash in a can was also at a gas station? That was at a gas station, but I bought bedding sheets one time at a gas station that was a scam the second time you bought car wash in a can was

also at a gas station that was at a gas station but i bought bed bedding sheets on time at a gas station i

bought a suit out of a man's trunk at a gas station i think you bought barbecue uh i bought a lot of

things at gas stations and um things have not necessarily gone uh well for me uh postmaster johnny is

uh at the station right now. Hi, Postmaster.

Yeah, somebody's pulled up. All right. Please approach. All right we go. All right morning. Do you have

any of you listen to the radio right now? No. You not listen to the radio? Oh, why don't you listen to the radio?

We're listening to the radio. Oh, you're listening to streaming? Oh, well, I'm out here pumping some gas tanks right now. If you're listening to the Klein Alley show on K-Rock, I would have loved to pump you up. Pump you up. Sounds like he's hitting the guy up for gay sex, kind of.

But you're not listening to the K-Rog, are you right now? Oh, okay. All right, sorry about that. All right, have a good day. Don't forget to close your gas tank. Yeah, no problem. All right. Well, he's still pumping gas, so he doesn't need to close his tank. All right, well, Johnny, that was a fail. 0 for 1, but we'll check back in with you after Jen Wars.

Sounds good.

I didn't know that I could get gay so quickly. This is going to end with Johnny having sex with the man at a gas station. I think Johnny just turned into a lot lizard. Johnny, hold on. You got someone else? Hello? Yeah, I got someone else right here. Go ahead. Approach. Okay. Are you just going to... Are you listening to the radio right now in your car by chance? No? Well, my name is Johnny. I'm with the Klein Alishon K.Rog, and we're going to fill up gas things if you're listening to the client alley show on K.Rock. You don't want free gas? Okay. It's too late now.

He can't, he can't change.

No, you have to be organic.

Do you want free gas?

Because I'm not going to give it to you.

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