The Bert Show.

There was a time in my life when I was younger and I was spirited.

That I really felt like I wanted to win everything that I was competing in everything.

Doesn't matter if it was cornhole, ping pong, a video game, whatever, everything.

I wanted blood.

And then I got a little bit older.

I'm like, man, I think, dude, just chill out and compete heavily on the things that really

matter, right?

So I don't know why this week that it's annoying me that Kristen and I are not winning this

competition.

I'm the same level of competitive as you. Dude, I get in a line at the airport, the TSA line, and I pick a person in a different line, and if I don't beat them through the TSA line, I'm legitimately pissed about it. Oh, that is really good. That's a good topic for tomorrow if anyone wants to call in. Like, what are the things you strangely are i'll tell you where i do this also is if i am in the front of the intersection at a

light and there's somebody right next to me yes yes in my head uh it's a drag race and as soon as it

goes to green i got to beat them through the intersection dude i do this at target all the time like i'll pick somebody that's like somewhere else and i'll be like can beat them through the intersection. Dude, I do this at Target all the time. Like, I'll pick somebody that's like somewhere else. And I'd be like, can I get through the checkout faster than them? And it's, like, it becomes a thing, but the TSA is the main one. And it's frustrating. It's frustrating when you don't. Yeah, I actually am legitimately disappointed in myself and feel like a loser if I can't get through faster.

Messy, Mikey, I don't really feel like you get very passionate about anything.

So are you a very competitive person?

No, I've been accused of it, but I'm not competitive.

I don't care if I lose.

I am just happy to be there.

If I'm playing golf, I like walking through the grass.

I'm just having fun.

You're the guy that I root for. Yeah, I'm the best. I want to live in your head for one. I know, right? I just need a vacation from my own thoughts. All right. Representing Gen X. It is Kristen and myself. We are Janette. You can't plug in the destination. We are Januk. We are Jen. You cannot be in a location.

How far away is that exists?

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