Yes, yes. Your glee is understandable.

Good evening, everyone. So during the fourth quarter of last night's Super Bowl,

a half-naked male streaker ran onto the field.

He's only half-naked male striker ran onto the field. He's only half-naked.

He left his pants on, leading everyone

to believe that he has a small penis.

I just say him. New England

Patriots star Stefan Diggs

once again turned his back on the American flag during the national anthem.

Although, oh, although one man liked it better when the athletes were kneeling.

The couple who appeared to get married during the halftime show were legitimately wedded.

And get this, by the fourth quarter, she was already pregnant.

Young kids.

Known for his crazy outfits, Patriot star Mack Hollins arrived at the Super Bowl wearing a prison jumpsuit and shackles.

Needless to say, most bystanders assumed he played for the NBA.

Despite being a crushing bore, the Super Bowl was watched by over 130 million people.

To put that in perspective, that's 130 million more than the audience watching Britt Hume's

only fans.

Yeah, it's hard.

Literally.

President Trump posted that Bad Bunny had one of the worst halftime shows ever.

I disagree.

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