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Well, according to a new study, more than one in three college students admit that they've checked their phones during sex.

In their defense, many of them were Googling.

Is Greg Gutfeld really this short?

You know, that should have got a better laugh.

Recent pictures of Jeffrey Epstein cohort and convicted sex trafficker to slain Maxwell show that she seems to

have gained a lot of weight in prison. Sources say she's trying to make it harder to be lifted

up to a noose. Illinois daycare worker gave toddlers laxatives so they would get sent home.

But it's not an uncommon strategy.

One woman used to do it all the time to her boss.

Never know what hits.

Never know what hits.

The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating if ski jumpers have been injecting their penises with aesthetic filler to increase the surface area to make them fly further.

Well, guess who just took up ski jumping?

Good for him.

Yeah. But the coldness cancels everything out, so I don't get it.

Sad Hollywood News, 65-year-old Kathy Griffin's relationship with a 23-year-old man has come to an end.

The affair broke off when he tested positive for eyesight.

Okay. The affair broke off when he tested positive for eyesight. The congressional inquiry is being led by Republicans to determine how Ilhan Omar achieved so much wealth.

And Ilhan has already hired the law firm, Ala and Akbar.

Finally, on Monday, voluptuous actress Sidney Sweeney rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

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