Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Well, the papers were full of it, weren't they?

And I have to be honest, I devoted quite a bit of my programme today to the breakdown. The second one of poor Gemma Collins.

She got nominated to go into The Slammer. Everybody else manages to cope with it except Gemma.

And she's complaining about the food. I mean, to be honest, I don't know what she expected out there.

Some sort of tuck shop with crisps and sweets and kebabs and packets of chips and things like that,

because that's not what it is. And either, you know, she obviously just took the job. Perhaps she's

never seen the programme. I don't know. I'm erring on the side of caution because she is particularly

stupid. She's certainly very pathetic for a 33-year-old woman who doesn't appear to have actually done anything.

You know, her whole life in the Essex program, which made heristy. No, she's not. She's never actually been feisty. The thing she's always been is foul-mouthed and very argumentative. She thinks she knows right. But then when you've got a mother like hers who goes, oh, be strong, my angel. And we all go, oh, for goodness. She's 33. Just let her grow up. Because at the moment, she's like some little child, little child without any talent. But I mean, she's 33. Just let her grow up because at the moment she's like some little child,

little child without any talent. But I mean, it's entertaining watching. And if she stays in,

which I have grave doubts on, I think what she'll do is, you know, people have said to her,

listen, you'll get the money. I don't know how it works. I know on Strictly that if you got voted out, you didn't get as much as the money. You used to. So in other words, you could sit back.

And I'm quite sure that when they did the original series of Strictly, I think you didn't get

paid if you came out early. And then they changed it and they did pay you. So consequently,

you get a lot of people who couldn't be bothered to do it. I think Brian from East 17, he lasted a matter of days and then walked out.

This was after Janet Streetport had told him off because he was a bit rude. He was breaking

wind in front of him while she was cooking. And quite rightly, she said, it's gross.

But he was too stupid to realise. And where's he

disappeared to? Nowhere. The problem is, with all these people that they put on these programmes,

at the risk of boring you to death, is they don't tell them how to save their money for the days

when it all goes pear-shaped. You know, you see people in the papers now and they go, so what do you do for a living?

I don't do anything. But why not? Well, because I was in a group, yeah, and why have you not made an

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