Gaza Plan Damage Control, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 7 February 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Desi Lydic covers Trump's latest executive actions, including a combination walk back/double-down on his Gaza plan, and a ban on trans athletes that he probably didn't proofread.

Ronny Chieng and Josh Johnson debate which Americans are statue-worthy in the "National Garden of American Heroes."

Charlamagne Tha God begs Dems & Republicans to stand up against Elon Musk.

“Love Hurts” actor Ke Huy Quan joins to discuss his upcoming action flick that’s like “‘Die Hard’ for hopeless romantics.” The Oscar-winning actor shares why his character represents a different type of action star, whether co-star Marshawn Lynch went full “beast mode” on him, and his tearful onscreen reunion with “Goonies” co-star Sean Astin.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.7	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,
0:10.8	it's America's only source for news.
0:14.1	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lydens.
0:18.5	Thank you. Desi Leidick.
0:37.8	Welcome to the lady show. I'm Desi Leidick. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:40.6	Trump's plan for Gaza is still under construction.
0:42.7	An old man gets into gardening,
0:46.9	and Charlemagne the God kindly requests that Republicans stop being little bitches.
0:52.5	Let's get into it with another installment of the second coming of Donald J. Trump.
1:08.7	Yesterday, Donald Trump unveiled his big plan to relocate Gazans and turn their homeland into the world's holiest hard rock hotel and casino.
1:12.8	And today, the reviews are in. The Arab world hates it. Democrats condemn it. Republicans have
1:18.4	problems with it, and the Palestinians won't abide by it. Or as Trump says,
1:23.3	You know, we ask about your gossip. A lot of people are talking about, obviously.
1:26.9	Everybody loves it.
1:30.7	I stand corrected. I guess everybody loves it.
1:34.1	And even though the plan was totally perfect in every way, his staff spent the entire next day
1:39.9	walking back every single part of it.
1:42.3	The president said his intention was to remove Palestinians from Gaza permanently.
1:47.5	If we can get a beautiful area to resettle people permanently.
1:51.1	But today, the press secretary said it would be temporary.
1:54.8	The president has made it care that they need to be temporarily relocated out of Gaza for the rebuilding of this effort.
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