TDS Time Machine | Oh, Canada...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:08.6 | Last night's huge news coming out of Canada. |
| 0:12.6 | Drake has released a video for his hit song Hotline, Blink. |
| 0:15.4 | Used to call me on my cell phone. |
| 0:19.2 | Late night when you need my love. |
| 0:22.6 | What the hell, Drake? |
| 0:24.6 | What the actual hell were you doing there? |
| 0:27.6 | What are those dance moves? |
| 0:29.6 | Like you're holding every single mixed race person back. |
| 0:31.6 | Do you know how hard we've worked to be called black? |
| 0:34.6 | And then you do this to us, Drake. |
| 0:36.6 | You're gonna get our black status revoked dancing. |
| 0:38.3 | What are those moves? What is he doing? |
| 0:41.3 | I hope this was a joke. |
| 0:43.3 | So last night was big, uh, big news for fans of Canadian rappers, |
| 0:47.3 | but it also had a little something for fans of obscure Canadian trivia. |
| 0:51.3 | A national election took place. |
| 0:53.3 | Now, for most Americans, Canadian elections are sort of like hockey. |
| 0:57.9 | It's clearly an intense contest, but nobody knows who's playing or what the rules are. |
| 1:03.5 | So, uh, let's make this condescendingly easy. Sort of like when they used that puck, |
| 1:08.6 | the glowing puck in the NHL, where they try to trick us into watching it. |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, that's what we're going to do. The Canadian elections, who won, and what was the score? |
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