Trump Proposes Gaza Takeover, Ko$ta Doin' Business | Julia Stiles

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🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Desi Lydic tackles Trump's proposal to take over Gaza and push all the Palestinians out to build a resort. Plus, Republicans try to spin the president's plan, and Jordan Klepper gets in on the brainstorming sesh.

Stick your cash in avocados and steer clear of eggs, Michael Kosta is back with guaranteed money-making tips in a new Ko$ta Doin' Business.

Emmy and Golden Globe-nominated actor Julia Stiles sits down to talk about her feature directorial debut, "Wish You Were Here." They discuss being in the “driver’s seat” as a director after years of acting, working with longtime friend Vanessa Carlton, balancing the humorous love story with universal issues, and how becoming a parent prepared her for managing film crews and actors on set.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.3	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,
0:10.4	it's America's only source for news.
0:13.7	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Linens.
0:18.0	Thank you. Desi Lydon. Welcome to the Daily show.
0:33.6	I'm Jesse Liding.
0:35.6	Oh, boy. I'm Jeffrey Leidick.
0:45.0	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:47.7	The Holy Land might be turning into Sin City.
0:50.6	Donald Trump is back in the eviction business, and Michael Costa really needs to use the Starbucks bathroom.
0:54.4	But first, let's kick things off with another installment of the second coming of Donald
1:00.8	J. Trump.
1:05.6	I'm going to come.
1:14.6	Okay. I'm going to come. Every day since Trump came into office, he bombards us with ridiculous policies.
1:21.7	We go crazy trying to keep up with them.
1:23.8	And before we can catch our breath, he hits us with something else even more absurd.
1:28.2	It is exhausting and unsustainable. So starting today, no more of that. Okay? No more.
1:37.9	No more. I have a whole script here full of important issues that I want to talk about.
1:45.0	And I'm not going to let Donald Trump distract me with some crazy new idea.
1:49.1	This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president.
1:52.8	Donald Trump with the Israeli prime minister by his side, declaring that the U.S. will take
1:58.1	over the Gaza Strip.
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