Gayish: 486 Massages

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Massages may start all the way back at the Egyptians, but we’re happy about the ending, too. Mike and Kyle talk about the history of massages, women and gays as massage therapists, touch deprivation (which disproportionately affects queer people), and the benefits of massage to people with HIV/AIDS, In this episode: News- 4:09 || Main Topic (Massages)- 18:31 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:09 If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike tells Kyle about the “it was just a massage” excuse. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:21.2	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.
0:22.9	This is gayish.
0:24.2	The podcast that's so cooked, it might as well be chopped.
0:32.6	Okay.
0:39.7	I don't know what that means, Kyle.
0:41.6	Is this some Gen Z bullshit?
0:44.4	Yes, Gen Z bullshit for sure.
0:45.7	Great, I don't get it.
0:46.4	I'm Mike Johnson.
0:47.3	I'm Kyle Gets.
0:49.7	And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.
0:52.2	And today, what the fuck did that mean, Kyle?
0:55.3	You know, I think cooked is a bad thing.
0:58.9	And I think chopped is a bad thing too.
1:00.8	I think they're both bad things.
1:04.5	I just don't know if I got the degree of badness in the right order.
1:06.4	Or if it should have been you're so chopped.
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