Gayish: 485 Nine

Gayish Podcast

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Health & Fitness:sexuality, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Happy 9th birthday to Gayish! To celebrate, Mike and Kyle talk about all things 9, including the cultural significance of the number 9, After-Nines, 9-inch dicks, the gay ‘90s, gendered numbers, and the 9 out of 10 LGBTQ Americans who are out to someone. In this episode: News- 4:13 || Main Topic (Nine)- 13:47 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:35:02 If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. (I swear we’ll stop including this in our show notes in less than a year.) On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle talk about the Type 9 enneagram. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping.
0:07.9	That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes.
0:15.2	Oh, it's gayish.
0:16.6	We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:37.9	Hello everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. The podcast that's audio maxing. Oh. Oh. That guy's weird. I did not know that came from a single source. Yeah. Clav-clavocord? Clavicle. Yeah. Clivicular. Yeah. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle gets.
0:38.5	We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and today,
0:42.3	Happy birthday to you.
0:45.6	Happy birthday, gayish.
0:47.1	It's our ninth birthday.
0:48.4	It's our ninth birthday, which is a terrible age.
0:51.4	Yeah, why is that?
0:52.2	It's because you're like big enough to do some damage, but still very stupid. Not a girl, not yet a woman. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. We have a whole year of being nine, though. Yeah. Yeah. We're just going to pretend. The terrible nines. Maybe it's nine dog years. It's our birthday it's our ninth birthday and to celebrate i have some rosay to celebrate you brought me beer i brought you beer we don't drink while we do this show very often anymore kyle we don't we maybe we should maybe we should cheers i'm going to wash my pills down with this, by the way. I forgot to take my pills earlier.
1:32.4	I,
1:32.8	FYI, bought Sparkling Rose A because I, as a human, contain multitudes.
1:38.6	Sometimes I drink still rosé, sometimes I drink sparkling rosé.
1:42.3	You know what?
1:42.9	Sometimes I drink both.
1:44.7	I think a little bubbles in your life is exactly what you deserve right now thank thank you and it's perfect for
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