Gayish: 470 Vodka

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas! It’s time for a drink. Mike and Kyle talk about the history of vodka, interest in vodka by sexual orientation, LBGT-friendly vodka brands, vodka sodas (aka gay water), and the origins of the Moscow Mule and cosmos. In this episode: News- 3:30 || Main Topic (Vodka)- 16:42 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:59 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle play a game about whether various flavors of vodka are real. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish. You can bottom without
0:05.8	stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish. Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with
0:19.4	Mike and Kyle. Hello everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:23.1	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.
0:24.5	This is gayish. The podcast that must be protesting something important because it kneels every night.
0:32.8	Yeah.
0:33.7	Yeah.
0:34.7	Yeah.
0:36.2	Something, something, something about a flagpole. I don't know.
0:40.6	The national anthem. Yeah. America. Yeah. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between
0:47.5	sexuality and actuality. And today, Kyle ties it up. But we have to reveal who won. Well, but okay.
0:55.9	All right.
0:56.6	Because the episode that we already recorded is the one that comes out last.
0:59.5	So we won't have revealed what, who won on that episode.
1:02.5	They could be in anticipation for like 45 more seconds, Kyle.
1:06.5	Okay.
1:07.1	Wow.
1:08.4	You're the art of suspense.
1:10.5	We're going to talk about vodka. We're going to talk about vodka. Which, yeah. Wow. You're the art of suspense. We're going to talk about vodka.
1:11.9	We're going to talk about vodka.
1:13.4	Which, yeah, yeah.
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