Gayish: 469 Popes

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Dust off your best mitre and press your favorite cassock because it’s time to talk about popes! Mike and Kyle talk about how gay popes are by covering the history of popes, the Vatican, gay popes throughout history, Pope Francis’ LGBTQ quotes, and Pope Joan. In this episode: News- 3:40 || Main Topic (Popes)- 12:33 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:03 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares with Kyle more famous Popes. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes.
0:15.2	Oh, it's gayish.
0:16.4	We're also gayish.
0:18.3	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. The podcast that makes sure you're never alone, even when you're jerking it. Oh, that's true. I'm watching. I can see you. I'm like Santa. I can see when you're coming. You are naughty. You're naughty. Very. Ooh, nice. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And today, Kyle, can you imagine? What? If you had the ability to just like, whenever somebody was masturbating to just like see them. That's the weirdest super power ever. But also hot.
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:55.7	I would use it.
0:56.5	Oh, yeah.
0:57.9	What's Chris Hemsworth up to?
0:58.2	Yeah.
1:04.5	You could only use it if they were jerking off.
1:05.3	So I don't know.
1:07.0	I don't know if I think he has people for that.
1:09.2	Call in the staff.
1:10.2	Oh my God. To be hired as Chris Hemsworth's jerking off her. Hot, right? Yeah. That's not what we're here to talk about. No. We could do a whole episode on that, though. I think so. I'm pretty sure at this point. Um, yeah. Uh, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so feedback, corrections,
1:31.3	hundred words. First, use my whole, everybody.
1:33.4	Yeah, use my soul.
1:34.2	Uh, it's here for a reason.
1:35.4	Yeah.
1:35.7	It's, it's crying out.
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