Gayish: 452 Ballet (w/ Kiyon Ross)

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Get out your nuts, ‘cause we’re about to crack them! Mike and Kyle know nothing about ballet, so they invite Kiyon Ross, Associate Artistic Director of the Pacific Northwest Ballet, to share his expertise. In this episode: News- 4:00 || Main Topic (Ballet)- 12:11 || Guest (Kiyon Ross)- 17:16 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:09 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares with Mike some gayta on gay dancers. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:39.6	Hello, everyone, in the podcast universe. This is gayish. The podcast that still walks around with its immunization card in its wallet. Wait, I do. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't needed it for years. But no, I legit do. Is it in yours? Yeah. We both are that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and proud of our vaccination status.
0:44.8	Yeah. And just waiting, begging for someone to ask to see it to get let in. Yeah. I also have my
0:50.3	yellow fever vaccination card in my backpack in case any of these countries I travel to cares. Oh. Oh, that kind of makes sense. You need them. They don't care. They don't care. Okay, never mind. Then it does make sense. Um, today we're going to talk about ballet. Today we're going to talk about ballet. Yeah. Ballet. Ballette. Ballette. The dancing kind, not the big fatty kind. What does that mean? I don't know. There's some event that he calls the ballet. I think it has something to do with cock and ball torture. I don't really know. It's big fatty. Yeah, what's big fatty up to? I haven't talked to him in quite a while. He's just, he's fattened up in the fat cave or the villa or wherever he is.
1:30.3	Yeah, yeah.
1:31.7	Yeah, we are talking about the regular kind of ballet.
1:35.1	The regular kind of valet, yeah.
1:37.7	Yeah, but first?
1:38.7	But first.
1:39.5	Okay, we have some feedback.
1:40.9	Yeah, we have a lot of feedback.
1:42.3	We have a lot of feedback about the Speedo episode.
1:45.3	And I just, I want, okay, sometimes, Kyle, I forget that we are being listened to.
1:52.2	I know.
1:52.9	I was thinking about that too.
1:54.1	And it's like, it's funny that, like, people can hear our conversation.
1:57.2	Yeah.
1:57.5	I say as I post every week.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Gayish Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Gayish Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.