Gayish: 451 Speedos

Gayish Podcast

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Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Gay or European? Mike and Kyle talk about the very gay but also very European topic of Speedos. In this episode: News- 3:32 || Main Topic (Speedos)- 12:34 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:19 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares with Kyle some speedo-based gay awakenings. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:22.9	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.
0:24.3	This is gayish.
0:27.2	The podcast that's now a choose your own adventure podcast.
0:29.4	Ooh, I go page 54.
0:31.3	I'm page 55.
0:33.5	So your page has to be really short.
0:33.8	Great.
0:37.9	That's probably then I died because the ones where you die are always like a paragraph.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:38.6	I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. And we're here to bridge the gap between the sexuality and actuality. And today... Today, did you read choose your own adventure books as a kid? Yeah. Yeah. Did every kid? I think a lot of kids except sad ones that had no books. Well, I mean, there are a lot of kids without books who think the book readers are the sad ones.
0:57.6	Oh. I think a lot of kids except sad ones that had no books. Well, I mean, there are a lot of kids without books who think the book readers are the sad ones.
0:59.6	Oh, that's true, but they're wrong.
1:03.3	The ass is always cleaner on the other side of the fence.
1:08.4	Yeah, that's not what we're here to talk about.
1:10.2	No, no, we're here to talk about Speedos. We're going to talk about Speedos. I trounced you. Yes. Well, Barry, you didn't, it was a barely, you, it was like 47% to 41% or something like that. Yeah, I had a strategic plan this time, though. Was that to put in one horrible one that no one would want? Nobody wanted hummingbirds.
1:28.6	So I was like, you know, it was gerrymandering might.
1:34.6	Yeah, yeah, but you did win.
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