Tell me it gets better.

Say that it gets better.

Oh,

P.S. I'm O-P-S. I'm gay. Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is Gage.

The podcast that thinks you're so unbearably hot,

it wants to shoot itself in the face with your dick. I mean does the hotness really matter to you?

Just any dick is cool?

I mean there's a certain selection criteria that goes into it.

Okay, top top top, top three.

Dick, alive, in my bed.

Great, very discerning.

I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Guy, I'm Goges.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

We're back in the studio, which is now what we call here. My living room.

Living room. Dining room. After our live show, so now I'm feeling a little less pressure yeah we did a life show we did a live show yeah and talked about

blow jobs people obviously we talked about a couple of jobs.

You know, I thought having it be friends because we started small.

I thought doing it with friends that it would actually make it easier.

No, I was far more self-conscious because it was people that we knew.

Yeah, like sometimes when you're on stage,

the lights are so bright on the stage

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