Let's give it up for your hosts of Gaius, OPS, I'm getting it.

Don't heckle. Thank you.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe. is gayish the podcast that just took a big hit

of popris to relax and you all look very dizzy tonight it's really true it's really

true the worst. Who the fuck are all these people? I don't know. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gass. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And we're very excited to have you thank thank you all for coming to our first ever live show we hope you enjoy it we I'm less excited

keep drink drink so we Keep drink. Drink.

So we are going to change it up a little bit.

We're going to keep the topic for today a secret.

So I'm going to hold you in suspense for a little bit while Mike talks about some

dumb things whatever you want to talk about yeah yeah so like our hosts

at the very beginning please text us or email any comments feedback that you have,

but especially we're interested in your gayest and straightest so that we can pick up the best

one and put you on the air.

I see several very gay people here,

so I know you have some good gay moments.

It's true.

There are also some very straight people here.

That's true.

I'm not going to point them out. You can tell by their dress.

How did you get here? Are you in the right room?

Okay. But first. But first. So I wanted to talk about this article about go ahead and hit it.

I'm hitting it. You're doing it. You're doing so good. I'm hitting it real slow.

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